I'm not stimulated by the stimulus

I decided, after listening to PRESIDENT OBAMA, reading the news paper, watching the evening news, listening to RUSH LIMBAUGH, SHAWN HANNITY, and BILL O’RIELLY I would research the, “oh so”, transparent stimulus package. I mean after all, they told me it would be available on the net and I'd be able to read it in it’s entirety at my leisure. GOOGLE is wonderful thing. I finally found the Senate version of the new bill. I clicked on the search criteria and OMG! You can bring this little 430-page wealth of knowledge up by going to the following link: http://www.scribd.com/doc/11584517/Obama-Stimulus-Bill-Senate-Version. ( I think the house version is over 1050 pages).I started reading and immediately knew I would be no more educated afterwards than before “trying” to decipher this crock of lawyer “gooble Dee gook”. We have Senators who may not live long enough to read it, let alone understand it. I had just had a good nights rest and after the first three pages of learning absolutely nothing I was already starting to nod off. However, I did solve the mystery as to why it takes so long to get through law school. If they have to learn to read and understand this crap, they also have to learn to write in the same manner. Basically, they have no clue what they are talking about and instead of saying nothing or outright showing their ignorance, they are taught to write so no one but another lawyer will have a clue either. I was looking for the part that said we are going to have a MEDICARE czar who will decide if you are young enough to have the treatment your doctor prescribed or you are at an age that indicates this treatment isn’t economically beneficial. Sometimes you should just accept that you are getting old and you are going to die eventually anyway. Rush told me it’s in there and if Rush says it’s there then by golly it is! Of course, there was that time when Rush told me anyone who claims to have been hooked on prescription drugs is an addict looking for an excuse for their personal inadequacies. That was before he became hooked on the pills he was taking for back pain. A slight backslide on Rush's part but it just shows no ones perfect. People ask me why I listen to Rush if I don’t like him. I do like him. I don’t always agree with him and I think he’s an arrogant, close-minded, blow hard with no tolerance for anyone who disagrees with his ideas but at least he gives me a side of the story I’m not likely to get from the media who are in bed with our new President. At least you can take the two views, research the material, and decide for yourself who is really telling the truth. That is unless it requires reading and understanding a bill in congress. To do that you have to have a lobotomy and attend law school.