Chris Brown, AKA Bubba's bitch

It’s times like this that make me wish we were back in the days when Rome ruled and the local sport was the lions against the Christians. The only thing I would do differently is substitute the Christians with punk ass GANGSTA impersonators. Chris Brown tops my list to throw to the lions right now. I guess I can’t put Mike Tyson as number two on the list since it’s been so long since he was caught beating up a woman. Of course, big Mike got his butt kicked pretty well in the ring afterwards so I guess it all evens out. Since we obviously can’t go back in time and since it would be considered uncivilized to toss Mr. Brown to the lions in this day and age I can only hope he is charged with assault on a woman with intent to kill. Then I hope the judge puts him in prison and his cell mate is a 6’ 7”, 265 LB guy named Bubba who had to watch his mother being pummeled by his father until it got the best of him and he beat his father to death with his bare hands. Oh, I know Chris said he's seeking counseling from his pastor, mother and loved ones. Come on Chris, you've already said your problem with relationships in general and women in particular are a direct result of your past abuse. I find it hard to believe the people you have known all your life and who have been there through all of this will be able to help you much. Here’s a thought, how about hiring a real counselor? You know, one of those people who do it for a living. Take the money you were spending to rent that Lamborghini you beat your girl friend up in front of and spend it on professional help. Then take that ass whipping your cellmate is bound to give you and put that in your memory bank. I would offer Bubba parole on the condition he be your body guard and slap the taste out of your mouth every time you so much as raised your hand above your waste when a woman is around. After a few of those ear-ringing blows even an ignorant, no singing, panty waste like you will get the idea. It'll be like Pavlov’s dogs. I think they call it learning by rote these days. Make me proud Bubba!